Fat Thighs and Flabby Arms

They say your metabolic rate slows down as you grow older. But I think mine as totally stopped. Everything I eat now goes straight to my arms and my pooch. At this rate I’ll soon resemble a pregnant weightlifter. 🙁

You would think that man with all his innovations would have found an easy way to get rid of belly fat. Why can’t there be fast non stressful ways to reduce body fat?